jordan

i can quote mean girls better than you and all your friends.

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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punkasslouis:

do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain

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7bottles:

i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me

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my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

(Source: lordofthejohnlock, via pizzachoo)

silenthill:

when he tells you that love is just a shout into the void and that oblivion is inevitable but he’s in love with you

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